You're Invited To
The Send-Off
Here's to the next chapter!
That's not it — try again.
Ask David & family for the password.
You're Invited To
Here's to the next chapter!
That's not it — try again.
Ask David & family for the password.
Retirement Celebration
is officially off the clock.
After 32 years of early alarms and even earlier meetings, David's trading his desk for a departure gate. Join us for food, drinks, and a proper send-off into the next great chapter.
The Fine Print
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Retro resort casual — think Hawaiian shirts and sun hats, not suits.
Counting Down to Freedom
🎉 He's officially off the clock!
The Scoop
David started with a briefcase and a bad commute, and he's leaving with a passport that's begging to be stamped. Come raise a glass to three decades of hard work, terrible coffee, and one very well-earned vacation that never has to end.
Expect good food, better stories, and a few surprises from the people who know him best. No gifts required — just your company (though we've left a few ideas below, in case you insist).
Just Curious
Your presence is the real gift. But if you're the type who can't show up empty-handed, here's what would actually get used.
Chip in toward whatever trip he books first. He will book one first.
A good travel bag, packing cubes, or a camera he'll actually use.
A nice bottle for celebrating — tonight, or on a beach somewhere.
For all those weekday lunches that used to be meetings.
Bring a photo from over the years. We're putting together a book.
Truly, that's the whole list. Come toast the next chapter with him.
Last Call
Let us know so we can plan the food, the drinks, and the toasts.
Thanks, friend!
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